don't ya hate it when that happens?
Tuesday, December 17, 2002
parasites
the other day on animal planet there was a show about human parasites....hmm, let me recount them:
the first was about typical ringworms and why you should be careful in other countries... this masseuse had one fall out of her panties as she was going to go pee..... then we move on to a guy who didn't cook the fish that he caught well enough and he ended up with a tapeworm that one day grew so long its tail came out the man's butt. he tried to pull it out as far as he could, but when his wife cut one end, the other end recoiled back in there... and he (and the rest of the world) was extremely grossed out... there was the man doing peace corps who came back with a type of worm that got into his system thinking he was another animal, but when they tried to escape, they just kept crawling under his skin and you could see it..., there was the lady who had a type whose larvae could burrow into your brain amongst other organs and cause cysts... records show that the cyst could grow as large as a melon!!! she was treated in time, but not before having extreme headaches and a seizure. hmmm, there was the mosquito that could give you the severest form of maleria where your body starts to stop functioning one by one...and the parasitic fish that is attracted to ammonia from other fishes' lungs..... OR YOUR PEE PEE!!! it lodges into both male and female urinary tracts and i believe the only way to remove it is surgically...((shudder))
i almost forgot!! there was a type of worm parasite where they crawl all around your body and usually you don't notice until you see it CRAWLING IN YOUR EYEBALL!!!! MWAHHAHAHAHAHA um, merry christmas!!!! :D love arlobadarlo.
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