don't ya hate it when that happens?
Thursday, March 20, 2003
death by paintball...
today i am no longer a midnight undie run virgin. today i lived and died... BY PAINTBALL! so here i am, me and innocent jackie getting ready to run with the rest of the scantily clad "beauties." we're rallying. we're screaming. we're what?!?!? getting two waterballoons each?? turns out they're going to hit us. they who? i'm thinking what the??!? man, i actually ran into some people i knew doing the run and i recognized other faces too... there were quite a few girls besides jackie and i, 5 other ones i think.... so we do the usual crowd building countdown and then we're off!! and boy do those boys in tighty-whities take off! then i realized why... as we apporached glenrock we paused.. as a group... to reflect.. and gather our breath before heading on down to the valley of death. waterballoons everywhere. like a child's war. we were easy targets... i launched my two balloons at the white building to my building's upper side and kept on. one waterballoon was a FREAKIN REGULAR SIZED BALLOON!! it landed like a waterballon brick and exploded with such force i imagined a trench with dirt flying up like in saving private ryan only... that couldn't happen, we were on pavement.... hehehehe at the bottom of glenrock again we checked our casualties and tended to our wounds and then ... bravely... we turned back and with a fierce roar we charged uphill..... and uphill and uphill and uphill..... you get the idea.... sooooo much harder this direction was, might i add... then it happened... right in front of our building... i got hit... and it hurt a lot... the light blue paint dripped slowly down my upper arm... but not until later when i got home did i see tiny drops of blood... that bastard! hahahahah. argh... made me so mad.... they coulda hit me in the face with that shiiiiiit. ::sigh:: but looking back on it.. yeah.... i'd do it again.. i don't have very many crazy friends like jackie. ;) props to my girl!! lynn would do it too if she was here ;) oh! and i'm pmsing so all that running made me get those cramps i used to get in high school track.. i forgot about those little friends... it HURTS! i used to have to take this enormous horse pill looking painkiller that this nurse would give me.... oh those were the days alright.... heheheh.... (btw, this is off topic but have you ever hit j instead of h when you were typing hehehe and typed jejeje instead? ME NEITHER. mwahahahahhhaaja!) ;)
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