don't ya hate it when that happens?
Thursday, January 20, 2005
Italian Spelling
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and
engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their
conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the
following,
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come
again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den
I come once-a more." "You foul-mouthed swine!" snapped the lady. "In this
country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady,"said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend how to spella Mississippi."
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